My Christmas List




Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy this year. I have got into the least amount of trouble this year out of all my years and I think I should be rewarded for it. Last year was a bad year indeed, I got into some small trouble like stealing the sign at lunch and getting caught, but I did my time for it and now I'm back off campus and being a tad bit more mature. This year I have been into the normal minor stuff, like mooning the clown at the fair, but that was for pure entertainment and justice, and the fight i got into at school, I suffered major head trama from all the blows to the cranium (my dome), and served my days in SAC, and missed a fball game, which indeed says I have payed for my crime. I am now suffering the consequiences from the brain trama and from my good friend Judge Fisher and dont think you should make me suffer for it if I already am.) I've had no other citations for anything like most of my friends have had, like speeding tickets, or things to do with a certain type of liquid.

It happened



I've only had one of these for the mooning and the fight each



I have had none of these




    What I Want


  1. A used truck (I'm tired on sharing the Jeep with Carey, Its gotten old)
  2. Gift card to AE
  3. New shoes
  4. If you cant get the new used truck, get me some bigger tires or sumthing so i can monster truck
  5. A program where i can make my own CD that I have been wanting to make forever AKA make bootleg cd's on my computer and sell them by poppin trunk at the capital, pulling more yellow bones than a Mr. Goodbar wrapper. According to all my black friends I am a lyrical genius.
  6. New jeans in the size of 32 34/36
  7. Money makes me happy
  8. Gas Card
  9. Need my own phone instead of sharing with bubby once again

    The truck I need

    I will make on of these

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