Rachel Ann Buchhorn's Letter to SANTA!!

 Dearest Santa,
Well...I am most positive that you know what this is regarding, as you know everything, and I hope that you will not disregard this letter as somehow trivial or meaningless, because you see, I truly have been a rather good kid...or at least not as horribly horrible as I could have been...therefore I am most certain that I deserve some sort of compensation for my good-ness!!
Despite my utmost certainty of my good-ness (conceit has never been
specifically pegged as bad-ness...hehehe), I will first attempt to "butter
you up" and inquire as to your year. So, how are things? I hope
that Mrs. Claus is doing well, the reindeer too! I also hope that
all of the evil children have not completely turned you
off of your gift-giving ways!
Speaking of gifts...we both knew it would come to
this...just in case you were wondering...here are several
ideas that, you know, would make me absolutely
ecstatically jump for joy...
  1. World Peace (hehehe...yes, I realize this is very "Miss America" of me, but still!
  2. A decent sized island off the coast of South America.

  3. A copy (it doesn't have to be the original...) of every book
    EVER in a special library on my island
  4. Blizzards for LIFE!!! (see the snowman's hand)

  5. A Nordstrom on my island that I can go into and take WHATEVER I want!!
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